Post by Twisted Whispers on Sept 22, 2007 20:45:12 GMT -5
Top Ten Things You need To Be Your Average, Everyday Hero.
1.
Announcer: A sword.
Link: *Swings sword around, hits a rock*
Sword: *breaks*
Link: Swordie? Uaaaaaaa!
2.
Announcer: A sheild.
Link: Haha fire monster! Can't hit me now! *gets out Deku Sheild*
Fire Monster: *breathes fire*
Deku Sheild: *burns up*
Link: Sheildy? Uaaaaaa.....
Fire Monster: *goes out* *dies*
Link: Yay me! *jumps and claps*
3.
Announcer: A Damsel in Distress.
Ganondorf: Bwahahaha!
Zelda: Save me Link!
Link: Oh look a penny!
Penny: *screams* *rolls away*
Link: Penny? Uaaaa.....
Ganon: Eh?
Zelda: I'm all wet....
4.
Announcer: An Annoying fairy.
Tatl/Navi/Tael/Midna?: Blah. Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.vBlah.vvvBlah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.vvvvBlah.Blah.Blah.Blah.vvBlah.vvBlah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.vvvvvvvvvvBlah.Blah.vBlah.Blah.vvBlah.vBLAH!
Link: OMG! SO ANNOYING!
Tatl/Navi/Tael/Midna?: *flies away*
Link: Fairy? Uaaaaaa......
5.
Announcer: Cool Clothes.
Link: Tahdah! *gets hit by lightning*
Clothes: *Discintegrate*
Link: *get barrel* Clothesy? Uaaaaaaa.....
Lightning: *strikes Link again*
6.
Announcer: uhhh.... A rival!
Ganondorf: BUAHAHAHA!
Link: AHHHHH!
Ganon: I didn't even do anything yet.
Link: AHHHHHH!
Ganon: *sigh* *walks away*
Link: Ganony? Uaaaaaaa
Ganon: *zaps Link* Call me Ganony again and I'll vaporize Zelda too.
Zelda: Ohhhh Nooo!
7.
Announcer: Not important enough.
Link: Seveny? Nuuuuuuu!! Uaaaaaaa...
Announcer: Fine. Um.... A..... Places to travel.
Link: *accidentally sets map on fire* Map? Nuuuu!
Map: I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map...... *sings map song*
Link: .... *throws map away*
8.
Announcer: Hmmm.... A Person playing your game.
Link: Hi person~!
Person: *goes to bathroom*
Link: Persony? Nuuuuuu! Uaaaaaaa!
9.
Announcer: A horse!
Link: HORSEY! *tries to tackle Epona*
Epona: *kicks Link to China*
Link: Eh? Horsey? Nuuuu! Uaaaaa! *floods China*
Ep[ona: Ooops.
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS.......
10.
Announcer: An announcer!
Link: Wha?
Zelda: Wha?
Ganon: Wha?
Sword: Wha?
Fire Monster: Wha?
Sheild: Wha?
Clothes: Wha?
Lightning: Wha?
Map: Wha?
Fire that burned map: Wha?
Epona: Wha?
Announcer: Hey! I'm improtant too! Hmmph. *walks off*
Link: Nuuu! Announcery! Uaaaaa!
Announcer: And we're done!
1.
Announcer: A sword.
Link: *Swings sword around, hits a rock*
Sword: *breaks*
Link: Swordie? Uaaaaaaa!
2.
Announcer: A sheild.
Link: Haha fire monster! Can't hit me now! *gets out Deku Sheild*
Fire Monster: *breathes fire*
Deku Sheild: *burns up*
Link: Sheildy? Uaaaaaa.....
Fire Monster: *goes out* *dies*
Link: Yay me! *jumps and claps*
3.
Announcer: A Damsel in Distress.
Ganondorf: Bwahahaha!
Zelda: Save me Link!
Link: Oh look a penny!
Penny: *screams* *rolls away*
Link: Penny? Uaaaa.....
Ganon: Eh?
Zelda: I'm all wet....
4.
Announcer: An Annoying fairy.
Tatl/Navi/Tael/Midna?: Blah. Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.vBlah.vvvBlah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.vvvvBlah.Blah.Blah.Blah.vvBlah.vvBlah.Blah.Blah.Blah.Blah.vvvvvvvvvvBlah.Blah.vBlah.Blah.vvBlah.vBLAH!
Link: OMG! SO ANNOYING!
Tatl/Navi/Tael/Midna?: *flies away*
Link: Fairy? Uaaaaaa......
5.
Announcer: Cool Clothes.
Link: Tahdah! *gets hit by lightning*
Clothes: *Discintegrate*
Link: *get barrel* Clothesy? Uaaaaaaa.....
Lightning: *strikes Link again*
6.
Announcer: uhhh.... A rival!
Ganondorf: BUAHAHAHA!
Link: AHHHHH!
Ganon: I didn't even do anything yet.
Link: AHHHHHH!
Ganon: *sigh* *walks away*
Link: Ganony? Uaaaaaaa
Ganon: *zaps Link* Call me Ganony again and I'll vaporize Zelda too.
Zelda: Ohhhh Nooo!
7.
Announcer: Not important enough.
Link: Seveny? Nuuuuuuu!! Uaaaaaaa...
Announcer: Fine. Um.... A..... Places to travel.
Link: *accidentally sets map on fire* Map? Nuuuu!
Map: I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map...... *sings map song*
Link: .... *throws map away*
8.
Announcer: Hmmm.... A Person playing your game.
Link: Hi person~!
Person: *goes to bathroom*
Link: Persony? Nuuuuuu! Uaaaaaaa!
9.
Announcer: A horse!
Link: HORSEY! *tries to tackle Epona*
Epona: *kicks Link to China*
Link: Eh? Horsey? Nuuuu! Uaaaaa! *floods China*
Ep[ona: Ooops.
AND THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IS.......
10.
Announcer: An announcer!
Link: Wha?
Zelda: Wha?
Ganon: Wha?
Sword: Wha?
Fire Monster: Wha?
Sheild: Wha?
Clothes: Wha?
Lightning: Wha?
Map: Wha?
Fire that burned map: Wha?
Epona: Wha?
Announcer: Hey! I'm improtant too! Hmmph. *walks off*
Link: Nuuu! Announcery! Uaaaaa!
Announcer: And we're done!
